What didn't I say the first time (I posted a throwback article from my old website on the first installation of this series, check it out here) that wasn't enough of an argument not to continue producing these freaking movies?
You have got to be kidding me! The first one was bad enough.
This has got to be the laziest god damned zombie movie I have EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE.
I was trying to be nice and rent this movie for my fiance because she really enjoyed The Maze Runner Series by James Dashner. You know when you swallow your pride, and you go out of your way to watch something that you know will absolutely suck, but you watch it for someone you love?
According to EG, this movie doesn't follow the book at all. So I have been officially granted free reign to say how I feel about this smoldering, stank-ass pile of garbage.
How I feel about Maze Runner: The Scorch Trials is the same way I felt after watching Prison Break AFTER THEY BROKE OUT THE DAMN PRISON.
The name of it is "Maze Runner" AND THEY RAN OUT THE MAZE ALREADY!
Are you guys for-freaking-real?
YOU CANNOT BE SERIOUS RIGHT NOW!
So once again, Thomas and his rag-tag group of young adults needs to fight against whatever source is hunting them this time. Be it the mysterious group WCKD, or the random militants that "rescued" them from WCKD.
I think it's just depressing at how obvious it is that only the hippies are the one that has their best interest at heart. And we don't even meet them until the very end.
It's typical. It's boring. It's overdone.
It's not even worth a grade.
Think any differently than me? Let me know in the comments!
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