Alright, damn. We're going for 3 for 3 this weekend as far as really crappy movies go.
I can't catch a freaking break! I am certainly not starting off this new website on a good note, sheesh!
I feel like this was written using post-it notes moved around continuously on a cork board. There's no direction, just wandering aimlessly.
I really don't want to blame Dianna Argon for this whole catastrophe but seriously. Who is her manager and why did this person let her do this film? Gat damnit.
There is no saving this one. I give right up.