Rental Review: Ted 2

I'm going to make this really short because I am so angry that I just wasted almost 2 hours of my life.

I really wish I was still in college when this came out; I would have no excuse to dislike it because I'd probably be stoned and it would get so much more of a reaction out of me.

Back at it again, even though they make the same jokes as the first film, John (Mark Wahlberg) and Ted (voiced by Seth "I'm a douchebag" 'McFarlane) punish us once again with marginal jokes and idiotic scenes revolving around weed. Ted is apparently fighting to be seen as a person when he tries to marry the nameless hot chick from the first Ted movie. I'm sorry, I guess I just take offense to this due to the fact that so many of my friends are fighting to be seen as the gender they prefer; it's a bit of a kick in the teeth and not funny at all to see a stuffed bear fighting for a chance to be seen as a person.

Everyone in this is just stoned and not thinking anything through.

Listen, I'm totally pro-legalization for medical and recreational use. I don't care who uses it so long as it doesn't hurt anybody. THIS MOVIE HURTS EVERYBODY.

Dear Seth McFarlane: Stop writing while stoned, you're losing your audience.